Sunday, April 18, 2010

Oh Grandma...

So my grandmother, being much to old for her age, has many doctors appointments. Most times, she is to tired to get dressed and go to those appts. One day she told us her appt was canceled. We later found out, from the doctors office that Grandma had called in and told them "Some dang hooligans slashed all four of my tires on my car!" We later drove down to her house to see all four tires, in perfect condition. Some other excuses we have heard ...
"Oh, I thought it was tomorrow..."
"Ugh... I have some serious diarhea, I can't leave the toilet" (We later saw her sitting on her recliner having a cigarette)

COOKING
Although grandma may very well be a good cook... the smoke, and her lack of concentration ruins the food...
The other night I went to grandmas. She told me she was supposed to make bread for something the next day. I told her she better get moving, her reply "Well I started about 4 days ago, but I dont think i'll get it done by tomorrow". Now I may not be a chef.. but you cant take 4 days to make bread can you???
One week a couple months ago grandma was making clam chowder. I went down to her house on a monday to find her peeling potatoes on her tv stand in the living room next to the ash tray. 3 weeks later we finally got the finished product of clam chowder, yes, with the same potatoes from 3 weeks before.

Oh grandma...what would we do without you..